"Sexy Q&A" questions

For those that assented to an interview, here are your questions. Since this is a "Sexy Q&A," all are at least somewhat sex related.

I kind of broke a rule by asking the same question of two people, but I changed small details for the purpose of individualization so this little trespass will be forgiven.

Don't forget to include the rules when you post the answers on your blogs!


Joe:
1) If you were to travel back in time with a video camera to your favorite or most memorable sexual experience and record the action, then when you got back to today decided to distribute it on the porn market, what would the title of the "movie" be and what would you re-name the characters, including your old self?

2) I've heard many men say jokingly about various ideas and feats of ingenuity, "Oh man, that gives me a boner." Have you ever, in fact, gotten physically aroused upon being inspired in a non-sexual way?

3) Fill in the blanks (but NOT with house, rock, or knock): When the ________ is ______ing don't come a-______ing!

4) If you discovered that a woman, whom you know to be a friend of a friend, was into DVDA, would you:
a - be disgusted and unable to look her in the eye ever again
b - be strangely fascinated and ask your friend to let you know if there ever was an opportunity to watch (in person or on video)
c - want to tap that
d - other (explain)

5) What's the most metrosexual thing you've ever done (ie, gotten yourself a facial, obsessed over matching the colors of your bathroom accessories, manscaped, etc.)?


Squiggle:
1) Would you rather watch Angelina Jolie have sex with Brad Pitt or with Bo Derek (when she was in her prime)? Time travel considerations should not be considered in this purely hypothetical question.

2) Describe the most embarrassing or inopportune time you ever sported spontaneous wood.

3) If you could have your lady call you by the name of a superhero in bed, which would you prefer (besides your own name, of course)?

4) In your mind, go back to being single for a moment. If your HOT date (we're talking ultimate hotness), upon taking you back to her place with the clear intention of fucking your brains out, revealed that she was a plushie, would you try to get into it or run for the door?

5) Conceptually speaking, what's better: a woman with hairy legs and a Brazilian bikini wax, or a woman with shaved legs and a completely unkempt/unwaxed/unshaven hairy bush?


Braleigh:
1) If you could get busy with a superhero of your choice, which one would you choose?

2) Have you ever gone commando on a date for the purpose of "easy access"? Don't lie!

3) If you met Kiefer Sutherland, then Kiefer Sutherland took you back to his place with the clear intention of making sweet, sweet love to you, if Kiefer Sutherland was to reveal to you that he was a plushie, would you try to get into it or run for the door?

4) What's the most inane excuse you've used to explain to your friends your inexplicable disinterest in an otherwise perfectly fine guy (i.e., chews his food too loudly)?

5) What would you do/how would you react if you discovered that a guy you were seeing owned every album Britney Spears has made, in addition to live concert recordings, videotapes, interviews, unreleased recordings ("the bootlegs"), etc -- maybe a piece of paraphernalia (like her supposed panties from EBay), maybe a poster hastily ripped from his ceiling and shoved under his bed, etc?