"Sexy Q&A"
-If you want to participate, leave a comment below asking to be interviewed.
-I will respond by asking you five questions (each person's will be different).
-You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
-You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
-When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
These questions were asked by XRayEagle.
You can push a button and kill 100 moo-cows (that’s right) somewhere in Europe or, with your own two hands, you can snap the neck of one bright eyed, adorable, soft, fuzzy, make-you-cry-its-so-cute bunny. Which one do you pick? ... You monster!
While I'm more of an out-of-sight-out-of-mind humanitarian sort, 100 moo-cows is a lot of life to be responsible for killing. So I'd probably go for the bunny, even though I absolutely love rabbits.
I'm going to go cry for a second.
I'm back.
What is lamest famous person you have ever had a crush on or fantasy about?
I was obsessed with Sean Astin's character in Goonies. The scene where he got kissed drove me wild with jealousy! Those braces... so adorable.
If you had the rest of you life in front of you as a book, which chapter would you skip to first?
I'd thumb ahead to MJ-as-grandmother, probably around my 80th birthday. Then, if my 80-year-old-self could sense my 27-year-old self watching, I would remind me that I've always planned to get a tattoo and go skydiving on this particular birthday.
What is the single most disgusting and Mike-nauseating thing that you have ever done in you whole life? In all its horrible detail please!
I drank bong water. It was an accident, resulting from weed so potent that that user had trouble tell which way was vertical. It happened freshman year of college. The results were like having a full-body flu with [censored] threatening to come out at both ends (and then, indeed coming, once I got to the dorm bathroom), wrapped in dark grey matter with a translucent smog clouding my vision, all the while feeling as though the ground was lurching beneath my feet but I couldn't really tell what was going on. It was gross gross gross. Bong water is disgusting.
What is the one thing you would most like to say to someone?
"Two tickets to the moon, please."
Thanks, XRayEagle, that was fun! Now, who wants me to interview them?
posted by MJ @ 1:23 PM
11 Comments:
Feel free to interview me, MJ.
By the way, have you ever noticed my striking resemblance to Sean Astin's character in Goonies?
You monster!
That was pretty gross indeed! Bong water, oh my. That's why I only do mountains and mountains of coke!
Sweet! Thanks a million!
I'm ready, willing and able! =]
Two tickets to the fucking moon. The f-word would slip in. You can't avoid it.
MJ, you should definitely interview me because I took the political allignment test from the link on your sidebar and guess what? Guess what, MJ, guess what? I got the exact same results as you did. Clearly, you are meant to be my mentor or something.
Bong water? Seriously foul.
Seeing as I'm in the foulest of sarcastic moods today, I'm slightly leaning towards you avoiding an interview with me. At all costs. Not that I'm one to tell you what to do, MJ, especially following your heroic decision to nullify the rabbit [cows taste much better and feed more], but you should definitely not interview me.
Tomorrow could hold a different set of cards - perhaps like those hush-hush ones with titties, bummies and tiny areas of hair - but today's Monday, which makes it Sarcastic Monday and you don't want to interview me today.
BTW, I happen to think highly of your response to #3.
Joe: Done! See the next chrononolical post for your questions, if you haven't already.
You know, I couldn't place a finger on who you looked like, but I think you nailed it! Minus the braces.
XRay: You're welcome! Thank YOU!
Squiggle: Done! See the next chrononolical post for your questions, if you haven't already.
Trevor: You're right. As always.
Braleigh: Done! See the next chrononolical post for your questions, if you haven't already. I knew I liked you!!!
BT3: Aw, man! It would be fun to come up with questions ripe for some good, sarcastic retorts!
You're right about the cows thing, you know. I think that Mike's framing them as "moo-cows" is what threw me. However, they are European cows and are more likely to have Mad Cow, right?
Let me know if you change your mind tomorrow!
MJ, tis still today over here but I'm about to bid farewell to another Sarcastic Monday, all the while shouting hip-hip-hooray!
If you're still interested, I've determined that Trying Tuesday will actually be Topnotch Tuesday and that my mind will be filled with cardboard boxes of creative juices ready to be opened. Fire away at will and I'll do my part.
Sorry, I didn't get online on Friday or all weekend. If you are still going to post more questions, I'm more than willing to give some answers. Feel free to ask me antyhing.
I wanna play, too! I've been so bad about checking the blogs since Thursday. :(
sign me up
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